Cummyland

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Cummyland
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Government Council of the cummy wizards
Level 20-99
Location below dwaia
Inhabitants monster girls, cum wizards, rapeans
Population unknown

Cummyland (native Cummian: di Koom) is a land stained white, where all unused cum goes through the power of the Cummy Crystal, which is stored in the Balls Province. Periodically, the Cummy Crystal will set agape its crystalline maw and the cum contained within will pour out across the Great Cum Dump, a giant lake spanning all throughout Balls. This cum then crawls out and onto the entire land, renewing the cum layer covering it. The shape of the the land has been described as a cock-n-balls, and is kept in this shape by the Cummy Crystal. There is also an inactive volcano in the Head Province, filled entirely with cum, defying all current models of geology. Some of the most powerful monsters can be found around the Great Cum Dump and monsters get progressively weaker the further away you look. Many people believe that this land likely smells like a putrid festering rancid shithole, but that is not the case. The strong local Cum Magics keeps the cum fresh. Namely, the Cummy Crystal siphons all the impurities out of the cum, leaving only 100% pure cummies, a purity that can't be found anywhere else. In fact, the land is often described by explorers as having surprisingly sweet smell to it, reminiscent of pineapple.

Cummyland often exhibits a peculiar weather pattern where white flakes fall from the sky, having the appearance of snow, but at roughly room temperature. This strange phenomenon puzzled Cummyland experts for decades, until one day they realized, yep, it's cum flakes. Unfortunately, in the time between the discovery of cum flakes and the realization that they're made of cum, an industry was set up selling the material as a breakfast cereal, marketed variously as Mystery Flakes, Tropical Flakes, and Marshmallow Snow. Due to the unusual sweetness of the 100% pure Cummyland cum, the cereal became very popular over time, making the cum flake industry very powerful. When the true nature of the cum flakes was discovered, companies were forced to change their product names to include the word "cum". Following this, as well as extensive lobbying by the cum flake industry, cum was included in the recommended daily nutrition lists of various countries. This was eventually overturned when Blombo and the BOI defeated Smegnil Smatterat (the CEO of CumCorp) in an epic battle ending with Blombo sucking up roughly 500 liters of cum and shooting it directly at Smegnil in a hydraulic blast, destroying his torso. To this day, children are warned not to eat snow when it smells suspiciously sweet.

So you may be asking yourself, "Why does this land even exist?" Two words: Monster Girls. The monster girl population, while not much of an issue in the past, grew drastically after the arrival of Spatakiller, who revolutionized the way monster girls are spawned. To combat the large amount of rapes committed by monster girls all throughout the First Plane, the Wizards of Eight created a giant crystal, now known as the Cummy Crystal. Whenever a low-level monster girl is spawned somewhere in the world, it is mesmerized by the cum energy emanating from Cummyland, and will migrate there over time.