Dwaia 1.5

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Dwaia 1.5 is a thought experiment set in motion by Dr. Cereal that accidentally manifested itself on a random beach somewhere near the middle of Dwaia. Upon discovery a science team from the Cowbolandian Institute of the Science was sent to the site to investigate. The team came to the conclusion that this cube, dubbed "Dwaia 1.5" seemed to be a miniature version of the much bigger, current Dwaia, and also that it is oddly 253,93 years behind in time.

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The SC🅱 period

For a few years the cube was regarded as a cursed object and placed under the observation of the SC🅱 foundation, but was later removed from their catalog after several "mini people's rights activists" protested on the site by throwing shit at the SC🅱 science people, and screaming.

Daily life on Dwaia 1.5

Being a tiny microscopic little creature on top of a cube brings challenges with it. For one, Air particles are way too large to breathe in, leading to the invention of Small Air. Small Air is created by compressing Air particles to an incredibly small size using a pair of pliers. This causes the particles to become significantly more dense and energy packed, which has resulted in a 0% depression rate on Dwaia 1.5. Everyone just feels really upbeat all the time. This means politics on Dwaia 1.5 take on a different character. The microscopic people can't really be angry at eachother, and so there's only one political party, the Party Party. The Party Party actually has terrible economic and healthcare policies, leading to mass hunger and disease and a death rate of 50% per year, but people are cool with it because they're high on Small Air.