Eye milk

Eye milk is a liquid extracted from the eyes of a creature, by either squeezing the tear ducts, or sucking on the eyes with some kind of nozzle. Many people drink it for its high electrolyte content. The term became popular because people didn't want to be reminded that they were basically just drinking tears. Most eye milk comes from large eye milking farms, where up to a thousand livestock creatures are housed.

To further conceal the unpleasant idea that people are drinking tears, lots of experimentation has been done to find creatures that produce eye milk of various consistencies and textures, while being easy to enslave. To increase tear eye milk production, the livestock is shown sad movies and stabbed randomly. Some livestock has even been memetically modified so as to increase their ability and propensity to suffer, such as the Suffering Red Walrus and the Suffering Raisin.

Different creatures produce different eye milks. The main categorization that eye milk companies use is as follows:

Creaminess ⟶ Particle size ↓	Watery	Milky	Extra Creamy	Butter
Smooth	Blobdog	Toe Goblin, Triple Bogo	Quadruple Bogo, œil gras	Quintuple Bogo and above
Pulpy	Fruit Elf, Florim	Tropical Ogre	Rotmouse, Suffering Red Walrus
Chunky	Ice Monkey, Succulent Gentleman	Moz-Moz, Rennet Deer	Lard Worm, Gummy Fiend	Car Part slug
Cube	Mammoth	Mammoth Cow, Fromaggio (part-time)		Rock Person

Other kinds

Spicy eye milk. Comes from:

• Magma Krill
• Spiders from the sun (useful because they have many eyes)
• Pepper Boys

Extra chewy eye milk, also known as eye gum or eye leather. Mostly comes from memetically modified organisms (MMOs), especially:

• Tawnbat
• Asphalt Elephant
• Suffering Raisin

Probiotic eye milk also known as eye yogurt, promotes good gut health by spreading a fungal mesh throughout your intestines that gut bacteria can grow on, resulting in one billion times the normal level of gut bacteria. Comes from:

• Weeping Shroomie
• Sporelord (defeated and enslaved for milk and profit by the SoY)
• Ogling Mold