Foot & Lettuce Disease

Foot & Lettuce Disease is a trans-morphic disease native to Autoania and Grassia. It is non-contagious but can be passed on genetically, in other words... "The last thing you'd want as your feet is somebody's LETTUCE, but as it turns out that might be what you gAET." It doesn't help when Peter Griffin starts reading this article either.

The symptoms of Foot & Lettuce disease usually show at the age of 15 and are as follows;

• The composition of the foot changes from it's original materials to lettuce, this process usually takes years to complete however exact times vary from individual to individual.
• The affected individual's voice changes in tone and accent to that of Chills. Again, a process that takes years to finalise. This symptom does not occur in all cases.

Curiously, this conversion to lettuce does not seem to be disabling; the lettuce actually integrates itself, albeit through unknown means, to the rest of the body and so can sustain itself by the food one consumes and even grow back should that area become injured or infected. The only real concern is the fact that it is lettuce after all, so many herbivores and omnivores will be after you. The disease has also been known to infect avatars, albeit rarely. One noticeable example of an avatar with the disease is Robert Boi.