gremscro big hands

gremscro big hands
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Aliases	gremscro, big hands
Relatives	Biggie Hands (father), Handa Biggs (mother), gremscro big hands (himself)
Affiliation	idunno
Stats
Elements	Meat
Level	∞
Skills	all
STR	big hands
DEX	big hands
CON	big hands
INT	big hands
WIS	big hands
CHA	big hands
What are these stats?
Biographical information
Country	Edgeon // The Dark Rift
Marital status	big
Biographical information
Species	gremscro big hands
Gender	big hands
Height	1.80m (body), between 1å and ∞ly (hands)
Weight	105kg (body), between -∞kg and ∞kg (hands)

• big hands
• extremely powerful
• influenced the election
• touches you in your sleep
• big hands

Powers

• can scale his hands to any size, for example to grab a drink from the other side of the room, hold a planet, sun, a galaxy, touch the edge of the universe
• hands can exceed the speed of light and disobey the square-cube law

• can use hand movements to influence the universe (powers can be turned on and off):
  • he flips you off you explode
  • snaps his finger half the universe dies
  • he waves goodbye and you are erased from history including all your ancestors and relatives (so your entire species and all species that are related (so basically the entire ecosystem))
  • spice implosion by doing the italian hand gesture
• can communicate terabytes per second using big sign language
• walks on his fingers like giant meaty spider legs
• godly headpats
• grab space-time itself (via big hands); gremscro did this once to end Yokosmak's rein by closing the rift to his dimensions with a stapler, some duct tape, a sowing machine, a welder and some blu tac.
• smack you girl's ass into the 5th dimension
• can grab a lightning bolt and throw it back to the clouds, even if he shouted BONKO after spotting a doggo

Gremscro demonstrating Brother Lee love

Origin

gremscro was birthulated by the gigaeromatryx Handa Biggs (named after her son via time loop shenanigans). It is debated whether this was the moment he formed, or whether he already existed outside of the universe and merely entered by method of birth. When questioned on the matter, gremscro big hands said:

"big handss... 😎"

—gremscro big hands