Skeletons driving Cars

Near the Autoa-Evillandian border^[where?], Skeletons are driving Cars. Skeletons are morally aligned with Death, and also tend to be quite senile^{<ref>See also Discussion: Are skeletons really just old people in disguise?</ref>}, so they have no concern for others and generally have poor judgement. This disposition leads to reckless behavior, with skeletons driving at speeds far beyond the daily recommends speed intake, and doing sick wheelies and shit. This causes over 400 accidents every hour.

The phenomenon has become a matter of political discourse in the Dwaian Metaregion, due to the extreme death toll and the annoying "NYEEEEHHH" sounds that the skeletons produce when they go fast. In particular, a divide has formed between people who want to install anti-bone matter into all the cars, and people who want to teach skeletons the power of friendship and also how to drive.

A surge of scientific interest has also risen up. The question of why the skeletons want to drive cars in the first place, for example, is of importance in the field of psychoskelology. Right now, the psychoskelological community only has a very basic model of the minds of skeletons, namely "Bone Theory". This phenomenon of skeletons driving cars could help refine the current theory.

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