The Coxford Dickshunairree of Doggos

From Dwaia Wiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search

The Coxford Dickshunairree of Doggos was intended to be an instruction manual for the game Connect Doggo since many people would just claim random things on the tele as doggos. This bug was quickly patched when this instruction manual was released and totally didn't have any loopholes such as writing your own doggos in the manual or just simply ignoring it and saying that you was playing a "modded" version of the game instead.

Table of Doggos that are NOT counted in the manual. Don't ever bonko, not even once

This is what some people consider to be a doggo when playing the game, some of them claim that they are playing a "modded" version of the game when challenged. To be honest, I think they just lose their minds during the adverts.

What people shout out What it actually means
EGG! Egg. Wait, what the fuck is this doing here?
Fast Noisey Combustion Boye Car
Flashy Animated Infoboyes The text that appears on screen. What? They're claiming the fucking text itself as a breed now?
Flat Cylindrical Explosive Melty Boye Cr3032 Battery
Flat Cylindrical Metal Doggo That's a coin.
Flat-faced Up-right Bipedal Ooga-Booga Humans?
Icosahedral Injection Doggo Virus/Bacteriophage
Long-ass Stationary 90 degree Flashy Night Boye Lampost
Loud L-Shaped Projectile Doggo Gun
Managanian Anti-Doge Cat
Rammsteinian Luftpanzer Doggo running at incredibly hihg speed Car but German