Vast Succboy

Vast Succboy
One of the last remaining illustations of Succboy, an interpretation of a blind man's memory of a mime with no sense for personal space describing a parrot reciting the hearsay in a rural village near Autoania about a trash sculpture in the shape of a figure mentioned in a particularly flamboyant slam poetry session inspired by a 384-person game of telephone (played by 4th graders with crayons and wet paper) which started with a drawing which the 4th grade teacher remarked looked kind of like a gremlin guy that a male teacher at the same school had once drawn on a napkin in an attempt to impress her, which he said was based on a famous painting of a painting of a painting of [insert 2901 more paintings] of Vast Succboy's son, where you could supposedly zoom in really far and see him walking away, almost as if the painting was moving. It is captioned "very large and shittily drawn sucking boy looms over the horizon and he sucks"
Aliases	Vast Sucking Boy Fast Sunken Buoy Fart Sock Boy Really Large Remover Man Big Delete He-Who-I-Forget-The-Name-Of what Breathtaker . Swallow Person Inhale the guy What-Were-We-Talking-About ??????? beath in [sic] Don't
Affiliation	dunno
Stats
Elements	Succ, Vore [???]
Level	between -1 and a lot
Skills	Most likely the ability to suck
STR	unknown
DEX	unknown
CON	unknown
INT	unknown
WIS	unknown
CHA	unknown
What are these stats?
Biographical information
Marital status	Probably had a female partner at some point, though it is totally believable that he simply sucked his son into existence.
Date of birth	unknown
Place of birth	unknown
Date of death	unknown
Place of death	unknown
Biographical information
Species	unknown
Gender	male?
Height	unknown but most likely vast
Weight	unknown
Eye color	unknown

Vast Succboy was the ruler of the now-gone land of Removaland, and is one of the very few historical figures from Removaland who are remotely remembered today, despite his direct influence in the Removening, which not only wiped out the physical country itself, but also still seems to actively corrode peoples memories, as well as historical books, pertaining to pre-Removening Removaland. Encyclopedias are immune to this corrosion due to a bug in the Big Banish spell, but sadly this exception was only found out after almost all of Removaland's history had vanished.

Here is most if not all information known about Vast Succboy:

1. Vast
2. He sucked
3. Was a boy
4. Ruled over Removaland
5. Played a major role in the Removening conspiracy
6. Had a son vaguely reminiscent of a trombone
7. Generally angry or annoyed
8. Absolutely hated salads and wanted them exterminated
9. His body looked like it was drawn by a 4-year-old
10. Significantly larger-than-usual hands