Difference between revisions of "Blobman"
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=== Bio-history === | === Bio-history === | ||
| − | Blobmen are descended from the Eldbo: the original species of proto-humans that lived on Dwaia before the [[Coin Incident]]. After the Coin Incident, humanity became weak, and, among other things, they lost their resistance to [[elemental diffusion]]. So, for example, people who lived in grassy areas started to develop grass-like bodies and powers, and—after many generations—turned into the sentient grass we know today. Something similar happened when the ancient land of [[Ferskuria]]—renowned for its export of juicy fruit products—got cursed by [[Dark Lord Fuccis]] in a fit of jealousy. He turned the very land itself into a giant fruit pudding. Their rivers to juice, their livestock to gummy, their homes to cake. The only thing not affected immediately were the people. However, humanity was even weaker during Fuccis's reign, and over the next few centuries, the children were born blobbier and blobbier, grew into yet blobbier adults due to exposure, and passed their blobby essence on to the next generation. So when Fuccis was overthrown in 420 AP, the Ferskurians were already about as blobby as the Blobmen of today. The effects of elemental diffusion slowed down after [[Blombo]] and | + | Blobmen are descended from the Eldbo: the original species of proto-humans that lived on Dwaia before the [[Coin Incident]]. After the Coin Incident, humanity became weak, and, among other things, they lost their resistance to [[elemental diffusion]]. So, for example, people who lived in grassy areas started to develop grass-like bodies and powers, and—after many generations—turned into the sentient grass we know today. Something similar happened when the ancient land of [[Ferskuria]]—renowned for its export of juicy fruit products—got cursed by [[Dark Lord Fuccis]] in a fit of jealousy. He turned the very land itself into a giant fruit pudding. Their rivers to juice, their livestock to gummy, their homes to cake. The only thing not affected immediately were the people. However, humanity was even weaker during Fuccis's reign, and over the next few centuries, the children were born blobbier and blobbier, grew into yet blobbier adults due to exposure, and passed their blobby essence on to the next generation. So when Fuccis was overthrown in 420 AP, the Ferskurians were already about as blobby as the Blobmen of today. The effects of elemental diffusion slowed down after [[Blombo]] and his friends in the [[BOI]] used the artifacts they seized from Fuccis to strengthen humanity against evil, as well as the elements. But the blobness could not be reversed. They tried many spells to no avail. It had become part of them. And so they named themselves Blobmen, and they were proud to share their species with the Heroic Blombo, who banished the evil that would have turned them into inert jello, had it gone on for long enough. And over many centuries, the blobmen learned to live in harmony with their blobby bodies. The essence of fruity juice seeped into their philosophy, their lifestyle, drip by drip, and so today a blobman is a very nice thing to look upon, that fills the heart with sweetness. |
=== Gallery === | === Gallery === | ||
Revision as of 22:19, 13 September 2019
| Blobman | |
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| A average blobman, but with a very stylish pants. | |
| Stats | |
| Elements | Goop |
| Level | 20 |
| Skills | Juice, Bounce, Consume |
| STR | 15 |
| DEX | 20 |
| CON | 8 |
| INT | 10 |
| WIS | 14 |
| CHA | 21 |
| What are these stats? | |
| Appearance | |
| General Body Type | Sphere |
| Prominent Features | Slippery, Occasional human features |
| Height | Adult: 1m - 3m |
| Weight | Adult: 0.3t - 8.0t |
| Environment | |
| Territory | Papacy of Blopis |
| Preferred Habitat | Wet, sticky |
The humble blobman is a very nice species. I like. They are so cool. They are big and blompy and this is not my fetish I am reporting truth. Sometimes they are purple. Sometimes they are orange. Their color is very fruity and tasty. So shiny.
They bounce and are good.
Bio-history
Blobmen are descended from the Eldbo: the original species of proto-humans that lived on Dwaia before the Coin Incident. After the Coin Incident, humanity became weak, and, among other things, they lost their resistance to elemental diffusion. So, for example, people who lived in grassy areas started to develop grass-like bodies and powers, and—after many generations—turned into the sentient grass we know today. Something similar happened when the ancient land of Ferskuria—renowned for its export of juicy fruit products—got cursed by Dark Lord Fuccis in a fit of jealousy. He turned the very land itself into a giant fruit pudding. Their rivers to juice, their livestock to gummy, their homes to cake. The only thing not affected immediately were the people. However, humanity was even weaker during Fuccis's reign, and over the next few centuries, the children were born blobbier and blobbier, grew into yet blobbier adults due to exposure, and passed their blobby essence on to the next generation. So when Fuccis was overthrown in 420 AP, the Ferskurians were already about as blobby as the Blobmen of today. The effects of elemental diffusion slowed down after Blombo and his friends in the BOI used the artifacts they seized from Fuccis to strengthen humanity against evil, as well as the elements. But the blobness could not be reversed. They tried many spells to no avail. It had become part of them. And so they named themselves Blobmen, and they were proud to share their species with the Heroic Blombo, who banished the evil that would have turned them into inert jello, had it gone on for long enough. And over many centuries, the blobmen learned to live in harmony with their blobby bodies. The essence of fruity juice seeped into their philosophy, their lifestyle, drip by drip, and so today a blobman is a very nice thing to look upon, that fills the heart with sweetness.
Gallery
A very nice pink blobstress
A happy blobman cleaning himself with his blobtacle
A very angery blobman
A muscle blobman showing off shiny pants
A royal blobman watching over the blod folk
A very rare cancer blobman, not a good
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