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Secondly, Brian was awarded a good boy military medal by some Dwaian officials for his war-efforts against Edgeon due to his discovery, and subsequent usage, of a sharpened stick that he threw at an invading force of Edgeon soldiers. What slipped Brian at the time was that, what Brian originally thought to have been a random sharpened stick, as so many sticks are in nature, was actually a forgotten nuclear weapon which then blew up the entire half-sized army of anime faggots. | Secondly, Brian was awarded a good boy military medal by some Dwaian officials for his war-efforts against Edgeon due to his discovery, and subsequent usage, of a sharpened stick that he threw at an invading force of Edgeon soldiers. What slipped Brian at the time was that, what Brian originally thought to have been a random sharpened stick, as so many sticks are in nature, was actually a forgotten nuclear weapon which then blew up the entire half-sized army of anime faggots. | ||
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Revision as of 22:42, 28 September 2019
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| Name | Brian Fuchs |
| Relatives | Markerat Fuchs (Mother), Fred Fuchs (Father) |
| Affiliation | Decentralized and boring militia |
| Stats | |
| Elements | Aq∲ / Qu∲ |
| Skills | being boring, average joe, monday frustration, nuclear annihilation |
| Level | 24 |
| STR | 20 |
| CON | 10 |
| DEX | 10 |
| INT | 15 |
| CHA | 7 |
| WIS | 10 |
| Appearance | |
| General appearance | Human-like |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 193 cm |
| Weight | 84kg |
| Biographical Information | |
Brian is a very typical and boring individual who is, despite being known as a local town hero and commando of a certain mildly threatening and decentralized militia group, a very average person. His parents are not divorced, he has an older brother and a few cousins, he also has a wife and two daughters himself whom he loves very much. Brian always goes to work on time and is friendly to his co-workers. He has a very average routine which includes daily activities such as morning coffee, newspaper reading, distance pissing, milk drinking, and teleportation sleeping. The only thing remarkable about Brian is the number of close friendships he has at the age of 38.
Brian grew up in Boring Town with his parents and graduated Boring Town college with slightly above average grades. During one night, Brian was awoken by a yellowish-green light outside his window, the origins of which was an angel from Angel Corp who foretold that Brian was destined for greater things than what he was currently doing (Working as a milk pipe cleaner). And thus, Brian and his family moved to a village near Corruptus and Brian, with his fellow village-folk, made a decentralized militia group with backing from Dwaia (The city) whose job is to keep out Edgeon spies.
Why is such a boring shit on this encyclopedia
First of all, that is very rude to ask. Have some respect for Brian, you fucking cone head.
Secondly, Brian was awarded a good boy military medal by some Dwaian officials for his war-efforts against Edgeon due to his discovery, and subsequent usage, of a sharpened stick that he threw at an invading force of Edgeon soldiers. What slipped Brian at the time was that, what Brian originally thought to have been a random sharpened stick, as so many sticks are in nature, was actually a forgotten nuclear weapon which then blew up the entire half-sized army of anime faggots.