Eeeism
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Eeeism, also known as the Cult of e, is a cult surrounding the mythical creature Big e, who is seen by the eeeists as a strong male god of destruction and chaos that will bring about the end times. According to eeeist dogma, Big e will "smash the uteri of weak women against the ceiling of Heaven, strengthening them by pain, preparing them for Armageddon." As a result, the great majority of eeeist cult members are middle-aged women, who believe they have a personal relationship with Big e, calling themselves e-girls.