Eeeism

Eeeism, also known as the Cult of e, is a cult surrounding the mythical creature Big e, who is seen by the eeeists as a strong male god of destruction and chaos that will bring about the end times. According to eeeist dogma, Big e will "smash the uteri of weak women against the ceiling of Heaven, strengthening them by pain, preparing them for Armageddon." As a result, the great majority of eeeist cult members are middle-aged women, who believe they have a personal relationship with Big e, calling themselves e-girls or Daughters of e. Indeed, Big e seems to be considered some sort of father figure, as he is also referred to as "Dad-e".

Raising e To A Greater Power

A significant book to the Cult of e is Raising e To A Greater Power. Like many religious texts, its main use is not to indoctrinate outsiders, but to instruct members on orthodox practice and beliefs, as well as detailing the mythos. In that regard, it is considered the main piece of canonical literature among eeeists. It details rituals such as Boy Destruction (which involves turning any man that dares stare at a Daughter of e into an egg by ritualistic sacrifice) and Uterus Subduction. Also, while it is not intended to indoctrinate directly, it does describe methods for indoctrinating others, for example by kidnapping them and insert a Hypno Stone directly into their uterus.