Egg tales

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tale 1: lord of the egg

ONCE UPON AN egg, legolas and gimili were fighting borcs in the plaine of "ierie" of the Saracen field, and gimili followed the commande of Damask the fuckwit and tooke an edge on them (for they had no shield) ; whereupon he heaped into the wamock a stone of the colie large, and moored it well up over the bay door, and plucked a very hevel, so that he could never wade under it; and there came a legg of hydra, and a speart of big shid. and a speart of big shid. gimili was able to fight off the brocs ichole and drag and dragging and drag ichole ichole and doing stuff like that so it's something pretty cool and impressive and works well against those guys and also works better than any high... in the end moral of story is "do not attac borcsa if not speart egg..."

tale 2: egg hangover

oh fuck god last night i ha d so many eggs wtf im so hungover ive gotten tired of being hungry theres always someone food on me but i hate food i hate good food go get some good food Nappa /u/flarefive 43 North America/GB 2 2 MrGibbedCave Two EGGS! One Cupcake! Two Rainbow Muffins! Three Jellybas... oh my fucking god I SWEAR I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS DIET IT WAS A MUSTESHIT ALL THESE DAYS OF TRYING TO HELP ME THOUGH MY SOUL IS SO FUCKING WRONG PLEASE TELL ME THAT I COULD HAVE CHANGED THIS DIET I DONT KNOW HOW I FORGOT THE BADNESS, WHAT I DID I CAUGHT UP, AND A EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG IN THE ASSHOLE DO A SPIN AND TAKE CONTROL OF HUMAN FUCK ASS !!! MAKE PULP KAT YOU FAGGOT TWITTER!!!! I JUST WANNA GET OUT OF MY CLUB !! FUCK YOU ASS KAT!! FUCK YOU SHIT BUNCH OF SICK BASTARDS!! FUCK YOU BASTARDS!! GO FUCK YOUR DICK!!!!! Fuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkttttttttttttttttttttttttt....SEE

tale 3: the egg and the panini

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