Difference between revisions of "Eggo"
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| − | }}Eggo is the moon of [[Dwaia (World)|Dwaia]]. It is the shape of an egg. It is made of sponge, and is hollow except with cogs and pistons | + | }}Eggo is the moon of [[Dwaia (World)|Dwaia]]. It is the shape of an egg. It is made of sponge, and is hollow except with cogs and pistons inside of it. The sponge is made of very stronge materials and pulls all the water on Dwaia toward it. Because Eggo is stuck in a squaral orbit around Dwaia, it is perpetually in the west. Together with Eggo's water-attracting qualities, this causes the climate in western countries to be much wetter, while the countries to the east are dryer. Other results are that most oceans are in the west, and that rivers flow from east to west more often than any other direction. A similar effect occurs with [[Japaleno]], Dwaia's sun, which is perpetually in the south, causing the south to be hot and the north to be cold. |
Sometimes Eggo has a bad day, and then everything smells like egg for a while. But usually it's bearable. | Sometimes Eggo has a bad day, and then everything smells like egg for a while. But usually it's bearable. | ||
| − | It is rumoured that the moon is actually a conspiracy by the government of [[Eggoslavia]]. I think maybe they just really like eggs and the moon is propaganda or something. | + | It is rumoured that the moon is actually a conspiracy by the government of [[Eggoslavia]]. I think maybe they just really like eggs and the moon is propaganda or something. This would certainly explain the recent rise of the meme of "bad boys getting punished and turned into eggs". |
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Revision as of 05:14, 23 February 2020
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| Government | no one what do you think its a fucking moon |
| Level | 99 (because no air) |
| Location | Western Hemispace |
| Population | -1 |
Eggo is the moon of Dwaia. It is the shape of an egg. It is made of sponge, and is hollow except with cogs and pistons inside of it. The sponge is made of very stronge materials and pulls all the water on Dwaia toward it. Because Eggo is stuck in a squaral orbit around Dwaia, it is perpetually in the west. Together with Eggo's water-attracting qualities, this causes the climate in western countries to be much wetter, while the countries to the east are dryer. Other results are that most oceans are in the west, and that rivers flow from east to west more often than any other direction. A similar effect occurs with Japaleno, Dwaia's sun, which is perpetually in the south, causing the south to be hot and the north to be cold.
Sometimes Eggo has a bad day, and then everything smells like egg for a while. But usually it's bearable.
It is rumoured that the moon is actually a conspiracy by the government of Eggoslavia. I think maybe they just really like eggs and the moon is propaganda or something. This would certainly explain the recent rise of the meme of "bad boys getting punished and turned into eggs".