Eye milk

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Eye milk is a liquid extracted from the eyes of a creature, by either squeezing the tear ducts, or sucking on the eyes with some kind of nozzle. Many people drink it for its high electrolyte content. The term became popular because people didn't want to be reminded that they were basically just drinking tears. Most eye milk comes from large eye milking farms, where up to a thousand livestock creatures are housed.

Different creatures produce different eye milks. The main categorization that eye milk companies use is as follows:

Creaminess >>>
Particle size vvv
Watery Milky Extra Creamy Butter
Smooth Blobdog Toe goblin Quadruple Bogo Quintuple Bogo and above
Pulpy Fruit elfs
Chunky Ice Monkey Car Part Slug
Cube Mammoth Mammoth Cow Rock People