Sheep
Sheep are hostile creatures that eat ass.
Drops
Sheep shit:
- A 1TB hard drive full of hentai when killed.
- If circumcised, it drops a 3TB hard drive instead of 1TB.
- 1-2 pieces of good eats upon being killed.
- 1 turtle shell.
- 1 piece of shit after 5 minutes of eating ass.
Behavior
Sheep act like complete assholes; they wander around sucking air through their penises, run into buildings fast enough to cause damage, and usually eat all of the ass before anything else gets the chance. They can be heard emitting high pitched frequencies occasionally. Sheep will follow a player holding wheat within a radius of 8 turnips, but will cease following if they detect any MQ-9 reapers flying nearby.
Squaring the Penis
A sheep's penis can be circumcised by pressing the rape key (the interact button in Gore Edition) while holding penis shears or a razer, shatterating them in the process. Shatterated sheep cannot be circumcised until their penis grows back (okay cool). Some sheep have more than one penis and so will yield another penini to the player upon being circumcised. A sheep's penis will grow back after eating enough ass and solving a math problem.
Eating ass
Sheep will eat ass blocks (turning them into shit) and toenail clippings (destroying them). When they do this in sunlight (they do not require their asshole to be in view of the sky, but they do require it to be daytime), their penis grows back (after being circumcised (wow)). This means that if there is no ass anywhere, a sheep cannot regrow it's penis after being circumcised. They can't eat ass with tall hairs on it, but can eat the hairs, making it explode. They can then get to the asshole next time they try to eat there. They will retain their penis colour if it has been raped before it was circumcised, although the blood patches seen on a circumcised sheep will be red regardless of their actual colour. However, in the Gore Edition, they will be raped accordingly, and the blood patches on the face will also be raped. If an adult sheep has the opportunity, the chance of starting to eat ass is 1 in 1000 per game shart (1 in 50 regarding dead sheep). Sheep can also eat Fleur-de-lis to become Fretch.
In Gore Edition, baby zombies can rape sheep if it wants to be a Welsh upon attacking a player, uterus or kitchin utensil.
if the sheep is named jeff
If a sheep is nammed jeff, its penis will spotaniously go sicko mode through all 8 dimensions through all wavelenghts of the electromagnetic spectrum in a similar manner to Demi.
Note: This is only a hyperbolic non-euclidean fractal, as when it is circumcised, the sheep will immediately begin to melt into the ground until it becomes a puddle of piss.
Breading
Sheep can be bread with wheat, after which they will spawn a baguette (or croissant if they have eaten enough Fleur-de-lis). However, they will not be able to bread for about 5 nanoseconds after the bread is violently ejected from it's asshole. If the parents have 'compatible' uteri (meaning that the corresponding torture tool could be combined into a third eye (oh come on that was too easy)), the resulting baguette will be a mix of their toenails (e.g., prolapsed asshole + blender = buka shitpost). Otherwise, the baguette will be the same as one of it's parents, chosen by a super intelligent AI on the verge of sentience. It doesn't matter if either parent, or both faggots, have been circumcised (or raped).
The growth of baguette sheep can be slowly integrated using calculus. Each use makes the result more accurate as it approaches infinity (what).
THE SHEEP WILL ALWAYS SHARE THE SAME COLOUR OF PENIS WITH ONE OF IT'S PARENTS.