Timeline of Dwaian History
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This is a table of major historical events in the history of the Dwaian world, as well as the universe.
Date | Name of event | Event description |
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4.26⋅102676PP | Blep | Multiverse forms |
87.4⋅105PP | Dwaia is created | The Dwaia Square |
0AP | Potatogenesis | Azaius Botatio is born. |
3.5 AP | The Coin Incident | Azai screwed up big time |
3.7 AP | Universal transportation | Dwaia is transported to the Recycloverse. |
3.7.0001 AP | Eggo and Japaleno Appear | A couple hours after Dwaia spawns in the Recycloverse, a large egg and an even larger ~~bell pepper~~ jalapeno spontaneously teleported nearby, entering into squorbits, thus remaining locked for the rest of time. The two celestial bodies are theorized to be left-overs from some god's dinner. |
Version 3.8.10 (hotfix) | (Regression) GBB10072: "Weird thing happens when I try to lick my elbow" | Fixed the infinite jump glitch. |
35 AP | The Great Recovery | Dwaian civilizations begin getting kind of used to their new environment. Technological advances based on the new laws of physics start being made. |
Also 35 AP | The Crack | The technology is immediately used by the evil Lord Fuccis, landing the the world in a long period of general oppression. |
420 AP | The BOI Forms and Defeats Fuccis | Blombo, Hornethulasia, and the Mysterious Boy Who is Unknown, band together under their common will for justice and form the BOI. They devise an incredibly complex and convoluted 142-step plan to defeat Lord Fuccis and, miraculously, manage to execute it successfully. In the process, they gain his power, and swear to use it to protect the world. |
422 AP | City of Dwaia is established | King Dwaius I, a powerful mage at the time, uses the period of relative peace to establish a walled city where people can escape from the chaos. |
433 AP | Skills and Perks rework | Updated, reworked, fixed and added new skills, perks and evolution paths after huge community feedback loops. |
433.2 AP | Skill and Perks rework (Hotfix) | Fixed the "Perfect Existence" exploit which allowed all ordinary creatures to forcibly evolve into Nihilistic Nonagon Anti-space Overlords. |
513.7 AP | Queen Cloudia 1st is elected | Queen Cloudia was self-elected as the first queen of the Jovians |
831 AP | The Terrible War | |
?????? | Dwaia 2.0 | Dwaia is renovated into a 4D triangle with soft edges so you don't cut yourself. |