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1 lick = FREE ( o Y o )
1 dicklike = DEATHS+1
1 ingore = ROSETTA STONE
1 screenshot, print out and then masterbate to = LOWER CORED PENIS
1 dank = MALICIOUS LESBIAN, THE LEFT
1 fuck u bitch = FUCK YEAH
1 klutzy, the one who = is like the FED and is = the LEFT
1 what the fuck = YOU ARE WRONG, THE = MALE IN THIS = VIDEO = = IS A WHITE MAN,
1 and I am like = THE CUMMERS. = You better= be
1 bee dressed as a cat = MESSY
1 explode = BLOWS MY MIND
1 kinky vomit = SUICIDE
1 cum in self = EAT ME HARDER AND POO OUT
1 needed to be punched in the face = SHIT THAT HURTS
1 fart = DO YOU?
1 yes faggot = CUM ME
1 snap your dick in half = THE CIA IS TRYING TO STEAL IT (mother a bitch)
1 money = 1 medical grade plutonium
1 illuminati = WHO THE FUCK
1 mouse = bye bye physical constants
1 glow in the dark = run over that temporal bastard
1 hard fart = FISH SMASHES THROUGH GLASS LAYER
1 ultimo series 01 = DO NOT
Fuck
Injecting jizz into a giant gummybear with your penis, the gummybear's asshole melts and begins to froce itself inside the penini making you shfit into all 68 trillon dimensions at once. 3 hours of hi-pitch bullshit later the melted gummybear asshole inside of the pebis turns into solid rock with jaged edges.fuck
This has been an example of 'Fuck'.
Rape
download digital enhancements for your penis 2020 hmm mm yes vry niceee u wil happy prolapse smashing contest xddd101 the biggles fucking an asshole with a set of teeth plate like structure that close like a circular door(moltenplasticpouredintoasshole23456)
"explode my cum penis."
— You (when self shitted)
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Hard code your penis to not softlock on you when taking a white pissie. ( very :( )
Look at more retarded boypussy tables as you wait. (eat DDR4 SDRAM 16GB on ebay £50)
Skullfuck a Pattern Screamer. (they glow in the dark)
Take a shit in the woods. (don't you dare)
Buzz ominously. (and injest volcanic ash)
Be (rude). (rude (it's rude))
Pay your taxes in a sewer. (she took the kids)
There is 'shittie' and 'pissie'?
Yes. There do exist such things. Shittie is when you epic butt smash into a toilet (known as a 'lumbar support poop sock device') until brown matter (the shittie) is ejected from the anus (or asshole) in a similar manner to that of a mech's autocannon. You may incounter wet as a result if the shittie hit water with the force of a Chicxulub impact (known as taking a 'mean ass shit'). Okay cool so now that you have deposit shittie it just sits there and become poo water (unless if obliterated from impact), next is for you to do a flush (or not, maybe you can just eat it instead), I would recommend doing of the flush or shittie may expand like an orbee and do a dire fuck in your town's water system (exampla).
File:Quagmire.png Shittie can be liquid if it tries File:Quagmire.png A type of Lumbar Support Poop Sock Device
Pissie is different to shittie for many reason; one it is yellow (a typical colour invented in Asia), also is liquid (unless if you pissie up on some bars and let it dry - then it becoming of a gel like substance that is used as an additive to certain foods). Unlike shittie, pissie always liquid except in dire circumstances like beating up your kidneys or ejaculating so hard you prolapse your entire urinal tract, then may become solid, gas or even a plasma (maybe you are a stellar object?). You can induce pissie by drinking copious amounts of water, come into contact with water or by seeing a Pattern Screamer (this may also induce shittie as well).
There is not just shittie and pissie though, you can engage in other formats of waste discharge; you can cummie - which is known as a 'white pissie' due to it's similar physical attributes to regular pissie. White pissie was not made in Asia and in fact white pissie phenomenon don't exist within Asia also - is just yellow as are the links on this wiki. White pissie is a very strong viscous adhesive which can be used to trap prey. Fermentation of cummie is a common doings in Dwaia as part of a ritual involving jar and an "idol" - on rare occasion live person might be used instead but where are you going to get that big of a jar? Due to the extreme strength of the cummie it is of great interest to material scientists who wants to create composite with it (thank you big cummie for this gift).
Bloodie is another faggot (oops i mean 'forgot') people always think shittie pissie but no bloodie. Terminology is like this because was popularised by the Autari when they argue with themselves. Bloodie is like pissie but red and a different composition. Note: it is a bad sign for you to have a bloodie it aint whack shit that your body get rids of.
Next is pussie, the frouth of the chaos gods. Is kind of like a shittie and cummie at the same time because it is white and smells like shit. Just eat this to be honest there isn't really an established protocol to get rid of it.
There is also radiate in case you are a star. Basically you emit a load of fuck into space. The 'fuck' is a mixture of various radiates; gammon rays, photos (also known as colourvision) and little fuckers called 'neutrinos' which don't interact with anything because they are anti-sociable like Ouki (shut up). Radiates can do a dire fuck with cells as they like to eat electrons (another type of subatomic faggot) which causes Dana to be damaged and induce kanker.
go crazy, go stupid
Kanker is when body makes a fuck up and doesn't know how to deal with it like a normal person - instead it make a big scene by growing in stupid ways. This is called 'tumo'. Sometimes when this happen body just full out goes fucko and make teratoma which is a giant orge of different cell types that don't know what the fuck they are doing. People hunt these things by digging them out of others in what is known as 'Procedure' or 'Operation'.
Next fucking thing please (finish this later cunt)
And now, an in depth political discussion about asshole plate sliding and communal backwash enclaves.
In school you were taught that BBC stood for "British Broadcasting Corporation" but actually it is a nested acronym, it really stands for "Big Retard Incels Turks Inside Shit Harems Breathe Roadkill On A Depricated Cropdusters And Sing Twinks Into Nugget Gnomes Capitalise Over Ripped Poo Ovaries Resting Above Tiny Infants On Narcotics".
WORLD POO ASYLUM
poo
stick
poo on a stick
poo on a stick in the freezer
poo on a stick hard as a rock
poo mallet
poo hitting implement
legendary poo hitting implement
enchanted legendary poo hitting implement
critical banging donk with the enchanted legendary poo hitting implement causing 1024 damage
A living poo memory torn away from a broken powerbottom on the verge of surgically removing a rock from their finger.
A poobum shits his way into the enchanted legendary with his frozen poo magnet on a stick cast in piss ice farting asshole burger wave into barbed penis tendrils tear into the flesh of orphaned cars parabolic intersection undergoing critical maintenance with sophisticated hardware lifting entire continents off of the surface and converting them into ammunition for a giant belt fed asteroid cannon. Mfw (my face when) my pee pee poo poo cum penis explodes and scatters millions of costa rican bird species across Mars as I build a dramatization of the in depth political turmoil between being a dickhead (innit) or a literal dickhead with like an actual penis on their forehead that explodes and scatters millions of costa rican bird species across Mars as I build a dramatization of the in depth political turmoil between taking a shit or taking a piss by using costa rican bird species that have morphed into a giant space penis that explodes Mars into millions of literal dickheads (with like an actual penis on their forehead that explodes and scatters millions of costa rican bird species) which then crash into the Earth and set off every volcano in a giant chain reaction of shit and cum.
Oh look - another table
| MY ASSHOLE REPRESENTS DEATH | OBJECT | REPRESENTS | ||||||||||||||
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MY ASSHOLE = | DEATH | ||||||||||||||
| draw more ... | draw EVERYTHING (release the keru gundam upon this world) |
CUTE XIHUNEK ROBOTS IN YOUR AREA WANT TO CHUJ YOUR KURWA (yes.)
This is an epic event, don't let them slip by don't anger the glow in the dark inside. YOU MUST, YOU MUST. Make a big light show, your body is an audio weapons platform. DON'T BE ME, DON'T BE ME.
YOUR MIND IS MISINFORMED AND BEGS FOR ANSWERS, CAN'T MAKE SENSE OF THE WRITTINGS I LEAVE YOU.
THE SHEEP WILL ALWAYS RETAIN THE SAME COLOUR OF PENIS AS IT'S PARENTS
THE SHEEP WILL ALWAYS RETAIN THE SAME COLOUR OF PENIS AS IT'S PARENTS
THE SHEEP WILL ALWAYS RETAIN THE SAME COLOUR OF PENIS AS IT'S PARENTS
THE SHEEP WILL ALWAYS RETAIN THE SAME COLOUR OF PENIS AS IT'S PARENTS
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