Autoania

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Autoania is one of many countries that reside on Dwaia. It is quite a small country but a lot of shit goes down within it, a lot of dumb shit.

Geopolitical Structure

Autoania is divided up into counties which were choosen based on how chaotic their respective environmental, geological and quantum characteristics are, which get progressively worse as you move closer to the epicenter. Eventually 4 were distinguished and named and are ordered from the outermost in; they are Exoshire, Anarchoshire, The Thunderdome and The Nullands.

Exoshire

As the outermost county away from the epicenter, Exoshire experiences some of the tamest conditions the country has to offer which is really convenient for you know, life, civilisation and such.

There are many towns within Exoshire that stay at their own distances away from the epicenter, trying to find a balance between safety and economic prosperity; some stay well away but don't really grow that much while others are more willing to risk living in the harsher conditions for better gains.

Anarchoshire

Anarchoshire is a heavily polluted wasteland that makes up most of the country. The surrounding atmosphere is thick and foggy with a dark green tint. Weather in Anarchoshire is generally very calm, the only variable that causes disturbances are memestorms. It is only until you start to approach the Thunderdome where the weather becomes more chaotic as that is where most of it is located.

There are a few notable things about Anarchoshire; It is the home of Autoania's only volcano - Mt. Lakupiippu.

Mt. Lakupiippu is unique in that it only erupts in reaction to the memetic phenomenon within Anarchoshire as opposed to the expected geological properties of Autoania. It also does not produce the contents of a normal volcano either, instead manifesting as various types of waste produce; runny basalt lava comes in the form of sewage, hard rocky rholite lava could be one or a combination of fat burgs, aluminum cans, plastic bottles, other materialistic waste, food waste, medical waste etc and pyroclastic flows are instead composed of nauseous chemicals which are associated with waste produce as well as microscopic shavings of waste material.

The Thunderdome

The Thunderdome is a dense hurricane like cloud system that encompasses the epicenter of Autoania. From Anarchoshire the Thunderdome looks like a solid wall of meteorological menstruation that churns and rotates in place. Basically, I'm monkey it's a little slice of Jupiter. About 90% of all lightning strikes happen within the Thunderdome.

Occasionally a thunderstorm system will be ejected from this wall due to the centrifugal forces involved, set on a trajectory to the outer counties with the momentum they have gained. These thunderstorm systems are then subjugated to the memetic properties of Anarchoshire, becoming what is known as a 'Memestorm' in the process. Memestorms can reach even the outermost towns within Autoania before they disperse but by that point are too weak to do any significant damage.

The Nullands

And now we come to the Nullands, aka the epicenter of Autoania. A place so unstable that even the fabic of spacetime start to degrade. This causes local lag spikes within the area, frame drops, low tps and chunk errors all of which make the Nullands a suicidal place to cross, assuming that you somehow got past the Thunderdome.

Life

Within Exoshire

Life is pretty standard within Exoshire as the county can easily support complex biological life in relative comfort. Conditions are at their worst around the innermost edge but posses no treat to survivability. This is where 99% of Autoania's population live in the many towns that inhabit the county.

Within Anarchoshire

Life can and does survive here but no kind of permanent civilisation can be supported, though some have theorised or have suggested the use of biodomes or to build underground, but we're not Acrityrdians however.

What does thrive within Anarchoshire are the various sentient vehicles that roam the landscape. There are also some individual entities such as Handa Biggs that for unknown reasons are completely unaffected by the effects of Anarchoshire's environment which would otherwise be devastating.

Within the Thunderdome

It is currently unknown whether life can survive within the Thunderdome but evidence seems to suggest so, for extremophiles and other micro-organisms at least.

Within the Nullands

Life is completely impossible within the Nullands since the county is unstable on a quantum level, the resulting lag spikes on their own tear objects apart with no apparent force applied to them.