SCπ ±-04
Item #: SCπ ±-04
Object Class: π ±roke
Special Containment Procedures: None. The disassembled parts of SCπ ±-04 are to be stored in cardboard boxes on site ββ or whatever.
Description: SCπ ±-04 is a liquid dispenser that has been turned into a vending machine. It is featureless besides it's liquid dispensing nozzle and a keypad used to select the different products. When activated with a numeral input, SCπ ±-04 dispenses exactly 2 Liters of whatever was selected. It is unknown where this liquid is coming from.
Document 45: A List of all known numbers and their results.
Number: 1
Result: 2 Liters of Pepsi Number: 2 Result: 2 Liters of Bepis Number: 6 Result: 2 Liters of Dip Number: 7 Result: 2 Liters of Coke Number: 8 Result: 2 Liters of liquefied cocaine Number: 9 Result: 2 Liters of Cooking oil Number 45: Result: 2 Liters of molten cheese Number: 69 Result: 2 Liters of βββββ Number: 71 Result: 2 Liters of clear Juice. Upon ingestion, the drinker experiences severe pain in their Bones. Number: 666 Result: 2 Liters of Goat Blood Number: 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Result: ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ |
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Addendum A: Note by Dr. Venom
2 Liter machine π ±roke |
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