Eggster
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| Eggster | |
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| An eggster in it's natural habitat - an eggbox. | |
| Stats | |
| Elements | Egg |
| Level | yes |
| Skills | being a fucking egg |
| STR | 100 (top/head) 0 (bottom) |
| DEX | no |
| CON | good enough |
| INT | 1 |
| WIS | "I am an egg" |
| CHA | 1 |
| What are these stats? | |
| Appearance | |
| General Body Type | Calcium Furryeggshellide Exoskeleton |
| Prominent Features | Is an egg |
| Environment | |
| Preferred Habitat | Eggboxes |
Eggsters were a creation by Xzyckon, when he one day took an egg in one hand and then a hamster in the other and then proceeded to smash them together.
"I HAVE AN EGG, I HAVE A HAMSTER... UGH! EGGSTER!"
Prominent Eggsters include:
- Richard Hammond
- add more eggsters here
- also add a gif of richard hammond eating cardboard