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Revision as of 20:41, 10 September 2019
Eye milk is a liquid extracted from the eyes of a creature, by either squeezing the eyes, or sucking on them with some kind of nozzle. Many people drink it for its high electrolyte content. The term became popular because people didn't want to be reminded that they were basically just drinking tears. Most eye milk comes from large eye milking farms, where up to a thousand livestock creatures are housed.
Different creatures produce different eye milks. The main categorization that eye milk companies use is as follows:
| Particle size \ Creamyness | Watery | Milky | Extra Creamy | Butter |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth | Blobdog | Toe goblin | Quadruple Bogo | Quintuple Bogo and above |
| Pulpy | Fruit elfs | |||
| Chunky | Ice Monkey | Car Part Slug | ||
| Cube | Mammoth | Mammoth Cow | Rock People |