Dwaian Lullabies

In the lands of Dwaia, children often suffer from magical energy tremors, leading to sleep deprivation and possibly even autism^[proofs?]. In response, the Confederation of Moms has invented several public domain "lullabies", songs intended to have a calming effect and detoxify the Autoanium gland. A variety of songs have been created for specific regions and species. The lullabies have received critical acclaim from many places including the Egg Group.

A sampling of some of the lullabies is listed below:

Song for Eggs, Version 1.1

Egg is good, egg is paste,
egg egg egg, egg egg egg.
Egg is nice, egg is taste,
egg egg egg, egg egg egg.

I love egg, egg is boye.
Egg is round, egg is small.
Will protect you from destroy.
Making sure that you don't fall.

(etc.)

Toellaby

(Sequence of indecipherable toe click clacking sounds)

Song For Big Boys

You are big, very thigg,
(dubstep wobble)
bing bing bong
Go to sleep.