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− | '''Eye milk''' is a liquid extracted from the eyes of a creature, by either squeezing the | + | '''Eye milk''' is a liquid extracted from the eyes of a creature, by either squeezing the tear ducts, or sucking on the eyes with some kind of nozzle. Many people drink it for its high electrolyte content. The term became popular because people didn't want to be reminded that they were basically just drinking tears. Most eye milk comes from large eye milking farms, where up to a thousand livestock creatures are housed. |
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+ | To further conceal the unpleasant idea that people are drinking tears, lots of experimentation has been done to find creatures that produce eye milk of various consistencies and textures, while being easy to enslave. To increase <s>tear</s> eye milk production, the livestock is shown sad movies and stabbed randomly. Some livestock has even been memetically modified so as to increase their ability and propensity to suffer, such as the Suffering Red Walrus and the Suffering Raisin. | ||
Different creatures produce different eye milks. The main categorization that eye milk companies use is as follows: | Different creatures produce different eye milks. The main categorization that eye milk companies use is as follows: | ||
{| class="wikitable border-table" | {| class="wikitable border-table" | ||
− | !Particle size | + | !Creaminess ⟶<br/>Particle size ↓ |
!Watery | !Watery | ||
!Milky | !Milky | ||
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!Smooth | !Smooth | ||
|Blobdog | |Blobdog | ||
− | |Toe | + | |Toe Goblin,<br/>[[Triple Bogo]] |
− | |Quadruple Bogo | + | |Quadruple Bogo,<br/>[[œil gras]] |
|Quintuple Bogo and above | |Quintuple Bogo and above | ||
|- | |- | ||
!Pulpy | !Pulpy | ||
− | | | + | |Fruit Elf,<br/>[[Iridessian genders|Florim]] |
− | | | + | |Tropical Ogre |
− | | | + | |Rotmouse,<br/>Suffering Red Walrus |
| | | | ||
|- | |- | ||
!Chunky | !Chunky | ||
− | |Ice Monkey | + | |Ice Monkey,<br/>Succulent Gentleman |
− | | | + | |Moz-Moz,<br/>Rennet Deer |
− | | | + | |Lard Worm,<br/>Gummy Fiend |
− | |Car Part | + | |Car Part slug |
|- | |- | ||
!Cube | !Cube | ||
|Mammoth | |Mammoth | ||
− | |Mammoth Cow | + | |Mammoth Cow,<br/>[[Iridessian genders|Fromaggio]] (part-time) |
| | | | ||
− | |Rock | + | |Rock Person |
|} | |} | ||
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+ | === Other kinds === | ||
+ | '''Spicy eye milk'''. Comes from: | ||
+ | * Magma Krill | ||
+ | * Spiders from the sun (useful because they have many eyes) | ||
+ | * Pepper Boys | ||
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+ | '''Extra chewy eye milk''', also known as '''eye gum''' or '''eye leather'''. Mostly comes from memetically modified organisms (MMOs), especially: | ||
+ | * Tawnbat | ||
+ | * Asphalt Elephant | ||
+ | * Suffering Raisin | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''Probiotic eye milk''' also known as '''eye yogurt''', promotes good gut health by spreading a fungal mesh throughout your intestines that gut bacteria can grow on, resulting in one billion times the normal level of gut bacteria. Comes from: | ||
+ | * Weeping Shroomie | ||
+ | * Sporelord (defeated and enslaved for milk and profit by the [[SoY]]) | ||
+ | * Ogling Mold |
Latest revision as of 16:50, 16 July 2023
Eye milk is a liquid extracted from the eyes of a creature, by either squeezing the tear ducts, or sucking on the eyes with some kind of nozzle. Many people drink it for its high electrolyte content. The term became popular because people didn't want to be reminded that they were basically just drinking tears. Most eye milk comes from large eye milking farms, where up to a thousand livestock creatures are housed.
To further conceal the unpleasant idea that people are drinking tears, lots of experimentation has been done to find creatures that produce eye milk of various consistencies and textures, while being easy to enslave. To increase tear eye milk production, the livestock is shown sad movies and stabbed randomly. Some livestock has even been memetically modified so as to increase their ability and propensity to suffer, such as the Suffering Red Walrus and the Suffering Raisin.
Different creatures produce different eye milks. The main categorization that eye milk companies use is as follows:
Creaminess ⟶ Particle size ↓ |
Watery | Milky | Extra Creamy | Butter |
---|---|---|---|---|
Smooth | Blobdog | Toe Goblin, Triple Bogo |
Quadruple Bogo, œil gras |
Quintuple Bogo and above |
Pulpy | Fruit Elf, Florim |
Tropical Ogre | Rotmouse, Suffering Red Walrus |
|
Chunky | Ice Monkey, Succulent Gentleman |
Moz-Moz, Rennet Deer |
Lard Worm, Gummy Fiend |
Car Part slug |
Cube | Mammoth | Mammoth Cow, Fromaggio (part-time) |
Rock Person |
Other kinds
Spicy eye milk. Comes from:
- Magma Krill
- Spiders from the sun (useful because they have many eyes)
- Pepper Boys
Extra chewy eye milk, also known as eye gum or eye leather. Mostly comes from memetically modified organisms (MMOs), especially:
- Tawnbat
- Asphalt Elephant
- Suffering Raisin
Probiotic eye milk also known as eye yogurt, promotes good gut health by spreading a fungal mesh throughout your intestines that gut bacteria can grow on, resulting in one billion times the normal level of gut bacteria. Comes from:
- Weeping Shroomie
- Sporelord (defeated and enslaved for milk and profit by the SoY)
- Ogling Mold