Eye milk

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Eye milk is a liquid extracted from the eyes of a creature, by either squeezing the tear ducts, or sucking on the eyes with some kind of nozzle. Many people drink it for its high electrolyte content. The term became popular because people didn't want to be reminded that they were basically just drinking tears. Most eye milk comes from large eye milking farms, where up to a thousand livestock creatures are housed.

Different creatures produce different eye milks. The main categorization that eye milk companies use is as follows:

Creaminess ⟶
Particle size ↓
Watery Milky Extra Creamy Butter
Smooth Blobdog Toe Goblin,
Triple Bogo
Quadruple Bogo,
œil gras
Quintuple Bogo and above
Pulpy Fruit Elf,
Florim
Tropical Ogre Rotmouse,
Suffering Red Walrus
Chunky Ice Monkey,
Succulent Gentleman
Moz-Moz,
Rennet Deer
Lard Worm,
Gummy Fiend
Car Part slug
Cube Mammoth Mammoth Cow,
Fromaggio (part-time)
Rock Person

Other kinds

Spicy eye milk. Comes from:

  • Magma Krill
  • Spiders from the sun (useful because they have many eyes)
  • Pepper Boys

Extra chewy eye milk, also known as eye gum or eye leather. Mostly comes from memetically modified organisms (MMOs), especially:

  • Tawnbat
  • Asphalt Elephant
  • Suffering Raisin

Probiotic eye milk also known as eye yogurt, promotes good gut health by spreading a fungal mesh throughout your intestines that gut bacteria can grow on, resulting in one billion times the normal level of gut bacteria. Comes from:

  • Weeping Shroomie
  • Sporelord (defeated and enslaved for milk and profit by the SoY)
  • Ogling Mold