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The Nzoha is an almost extinct animal in the Dwaia foodchain. It inhabits [[The Deep Bogh]] and the [[First Plane]] but abandoned nests and skeletons of the beast has been found further away from their common habitational areas. Commonly known as a "Rat-man", they have nothing in common with humans, despite the obvious human upper body. They also do not speak, and make rat noises at each other, despite lacking a mouth (or a fucking head.). The Nzoha has grown into a kind of urban legend and most people will never see one in their life time due to the rampant hunting of them for replacement organs and illuminace quartz head (perfect for lamps).
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The Nzoha are an almost extinct species in the Dwaia foodchain. They inhabit [[The Deep Bogh]] and the [[First Plane]], though abandoned nests and skeletons of the beasts have been found further away from their usual habitats. While commonly known as "Rat-men", they are not genetically related to humans, despite the obvious human upper body. They also do not speak, instead making rat noises at each other. The source of these noises is unknown, as the Nzoha lack a mouth (or even a fucking head). The Nzoha have human-compatible organs for transplantation, and their luminant quartz heads make for excellent lamps. As a result, they have been rampantly and extensively hunted over the past few centuries, leading to their near-extinction. Because of this the Nzoha have become a kind of urban legend, since most people will never see one in their entire life.
  
 
Dwaian archaeologists have discovered that the Nzoha might have been used as slaves in an earlier time, due to their inability to speak, low intelligence and muscle. Plus, since they technically are not people, they are legal. :)  
 
Dwaian archaeologists have discovered that the Nzoha might have been used as slaves in an earlier time, due to their inability to speak, low intelligence and muscle. Plus, since they technically are not people, they are legal. :)  
  
Do not attempt to breed with a Nzoha. Do not.  
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Do not attempt to breed with a Nzoha. Do not. They will break your pelvis.
  
 
== The Urban Legend ==
 
== The Urban Legend ==

Revision as of 03:02, 25 December 2019

Nzoha
Nzoha.png
Elements Ae / Aq∲
Skills rat noise, flex muscle, levetation, grab
Regions The Deep Bogh, First Plane
Appearance
General body type Human-rat hybrid
Prominent Features Lack of head (Shiny quartz head), muscular frame, rat toes
Height 1.6m - 1.9m
Weight 80kg - 90kg
Stats
Level
18
STR
18
CON
13
DEX
15
INT
8
CHA
7
WIS
5

The Nzoha are an almost extinct species in the Dwaia foodchain. They inhabit The Deep Bogh and the First Plane, though abandoned nests and skeletons of the beasts have been found further away from their usual habitats. While commonly known as "Rat-men", they are not genetically related to humans, despite the obvious human upper body. They also do not speak, instead making rat noises at each other. The source of these noises is unknown, as the Nzoha lack a mouth (or even a fucking head). The Nzoha have human-compatible organs for transplantation, and their luminant quartz heads make for excellent lamps. As a result, they have been rampantly and extensively hunted over the past few centuries, leading to their near-extinction. Because of this the Nzoha have become a kind of urban legend, since most people will never see one in their entire life.

Dwaian archaeologists have discovered that the Nzoha might have been used as slaves in an earlier time, due to their inability to speak, low intelligence and muscle. Plus, since they technically are not people, they are legal. :)

Do not attempt to breed with a Nzoha. Do not. They will break your pelvis.

The Urban Legend

The legend of the Ratman goes that if children do not behave nicely, the Ratman will visit their house and eat all the wooden furniture, and then the cheese. Afterwards, it will steal the face skin of the misbehaving child and wear it over its quartz head, transforming it into the child.

  • In 1997 AP it became illegal to encourage your child's bad behavior to legally murder it via Ratman.