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The Keep of Beep where the Wizards meet to perform rituals and have conversation

The Wizards of Eight™ is a coven of wizards, who have dedicated themselves a servitude to the arcane arts, the maintenance of ancient scrolls and scriptures. Although they subject themselves to nigh-complete solitude, to the point of residing in separate towers miles away from each other, they still interact with Dwaian politics and the deviation of degeneracy.

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When the Wizards aren't keeping to themselves in their individual towers, they are performing magical rituals, conducting research and conversing inside the Keep of Beep. These rituals are mainly scrying and organizational spells to check up on and keep in check the surrounding areas and countries on Dwaia (the world). These spells are very powerful, and require all eight wizards to be present in order to perform the spells.

On an ordinary day the wizards of the Wizards of Eight ritualistically perform group spells in an attempt to balance the spiritualistic global energies, and conduct research to further their knowledge of the para-physics of Dwaia to grasp a better understanding of the plenty unknown anomalies scattered about. Apart from rituals and research, the wizards keep a strong connection of communication between them and several institutes of both the supra-natural and sciences in the City of Dwaia. Their most frequent patron is the Cowbolanian Institute of the Science as they seek to collect knowledge on ALL SCIENCE EVER.

stay out of Xyxifver's tower of bog you cannot get out and you die

the legend of the "invisiwiz"

If you were to spend any amount of time around the Wizards, you would soon notice that you can only count seven in total. That is because the eighth wizard is invisivble. In fact, nobody has a clue if they exist or not. His name isn't known either, but the wizards have dubbed him the "invisiwiz" after a visitor jokingly called him that, and the next day a piece of paper showed up which simply read "good".

A rumor has spread that the invisiwiz could be Selladus Bothiglia. The rumor is based on the fact that the name Selladus is very similar to the Old Dwaia "Selataz", meaning Salad Ass, as well as the fact that Vast Succboy greatly despised salads.

Random notes

Here is a list of random letters, notes and other stuff collected from the Keep and different towers. (mostly with permission from the wizards of course (don't tell them or i break your fucking knees))

Note from Xyxifver - Blep Principle

The answer to the question "are traps gay" Editor's note: original page has been compromised by the wizards and has been replaced by a picture of an egg

The wizards

Bab-pap the seer. good spoder
long beard Clitierio, master of interior design
Fmoko with his two Hog-sticks
Sneaky boi Quinteppi
Xyxifver the cool wizard
Zniggy
Clonko Shitfist the Violent
who???????????

The other places

Xyxifver's tower - The tower of Bog
The tent of the Hogmaster, Fmoko
The dorito observatory of Bab-Pap
Zniggy znag tower

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 [[File:Wizard of Place.jpg|thumb|300x300px|The Keep of Beep where the Wizards meet to perform rituals and have conversation]]
-The Wizards of Eight™ is a coven of wizards whose main priorities is arcane spell research and the maintenance of ancient scrolls and scriptures. Although they isolate themselves, even going as far as to have seperate towers from each other, they still very often interact with Dwaian politics and the deviation of degeneracy.
+The Wizards of Eight™ is a coven of wizards, who have dedicated themselves a servitude to the arcane arts, the maintenance of ancient scrolls and scriptures. Although they subject themselves to nigh-complete solitude, to the point of residing in separate towers miles away from each other, they still interact with Dwaian politics and the deviation of degeneracy.
-Not unlike the [[Boi|Boi]], the Wizards of Eight also have a strong interest in upkeeping the position of being a good™. The Boi and the Wizards have formed a semi-permanent cooperational bond in fighting back the likes of Edgeon and their spouts of anime antagonistic dealings in Dwaia.
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 [[The Blep principle|Note from Xyxifver - Blep Principle]]
+[https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/410/cpsprodpb/7614/production/_105482203__105172250_gettyimages-857294664.jpg The answer to the question "are traps gay"] Editor's note: original page has been compromised by the wizards and has been replaced by a picture of an egg
 == The wizards ==