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|caption = Artist's rendition of Dwaia (Also the most commonly used one). The top square represents the [[First Plane]], which is where all known Dwaian countries reside. The bottom right square is the Southern [[Plane of Fire]], which is why it's red. The bottom left square is supposed to be blue, as it is the Western [[Plane of Water]], but sadly the artist was color-blind and also mentally retarded.
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|caption = Artist's rendition of Dwaia. The top square is the [[First Plane]], which is where all known Dwaian countries reside. The bottom right square is the Southern [[Plane of Fire]]. The bottom left square is the Western [[Plane of Water]].
}} The World of Dwaia, not to be confused with the [[Dwaia (Land)|Land]] of the same name, is a giant [[Geometry of Dwaia|cube-shaped]] planet from a distant magical universe. It is populated by many different sentient [[Category:Species|races]], such as [[Humans]], [[Skeletons]], [[Monster Girls]], [[Bogos]], [[Cowbos]], [[Jovians]], a [[Handa Biggs|Giant Sky Uterus]], and so on. The planet was once a perfect utopia created by a group of ancient tinkerers that learned how to control the laws of the universe, but then, in a catastrophe known as the [[Coin Incident]], Dwaia's inner machinery was broken, sending society back to the Dark Ages. The very concept of Science was lost, and so even as the Dwaian populace discovered remnants of the ancient technologies that once made Dwaia tick, they were not able to properly learn from and come to understand the machines and trinkets they found, instead using them only as tools. As a result, the Dwaians have several advanced technologies such as guns and robots, but lack, for instance, the ability to communicate quickly over long distances, and probably basic hygiene.
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}}The World of Dwaia, not to be confused with the [[Dwaia (Land)|Land]] of the same name, is a giant [[Geometry of Dwaia|cube-shaped]] planet from a distant magical universe. It is populated by many different sentient [[Races of Dwaia|races]], such as [[Humans]], [[Blobmen]], [[Skeletons]], [[Monster Girls]], [[Bogos]], [[Cowbos]], [[Jovians]], a [[Handa Biggs|Giant Sky Uterus]], and so on.
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== History ==
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{{hatnote| See also: [[The origins of Dwaia]]}}
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The planet was once a perfect utopia created by a group of ancient tinkerers that learned how to control the laws of the universe, but then, in a catastrophe known as the [[Coin Incident]], Dwaia's inner machinery was broken, sending society back to the Dark Ages. The very concept of Science was lost, and so even as the Dwaian populace discovered remnants of the ancient technologies that once made Dwaia tick, they were not able to properly learn from them and come to understand the machines and trinkets they found. Instead, they use them only as tools, as mysterious magical artifacts of unexplained inner workings. As a result, the Dwaians have several advanced technologies such as guns and robots, but lack, for instance, the ability to communicate quickly over long distances, and probably basic hygiene.
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== Sun, moon and climate ==
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The planet Dwaia is in an orbit around its sun, [[Japaleno]], and is orbited by its moon, [[Eggo]]. These orbits are unusual however, in that they're square shaped. Such orbits, known as "squorbits", are unable to rotate, leaving the bodies fixed in orientation to one another. As such, the sun is always in the south, and the moon always in the west. This has major consequences for the climate. The sun Japaleno emits an ambient aura of warmth and light, making land close to it hot, and land far from it cold. The moon Eggo is attracted to water. Luckily, due to it being locked in its squorbit, the moon does not come crashing down into the oceans. But it does mean that all water on Dwaia is weakly attracted to the west. As such, the far western side of the world is mostly island and fish people nations, while the far east is mostly dried out plains.
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The northern, eastern, southern and western cardinal directions each come with their own face of the cube-shaped planet. This is where the climate is at it's most extreme. Hence, the southern plane is called the [[Plane of Fire]], the western plane the [[Plane of Water]], and so on, matching the four cardinal elements.
  
 
== Lands of Dwaia: ==
 
== Lands of Dwaia: ==
  
The following places are some Lands on the Dwaian planet, mostly lying on the First Plane. They are referred to as "Lands", because they may or may not have a government, or population.
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The following places are some of the Lands on the Dwaian planet, mostly lying on the First Plane. They are referred to generically as "Lands", as they vary widely and may or may not have a government or even a population.
  
 
* [[Autoania]]
 
* [[Autoania]]
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* [[Mechia]]
 
* [[Mechia]]
 
* [[Spoderland]][[Category:Worlds]]
 
* [[Spoderland]][[Category:Worlds]]
 
== History ==
 
Back at the dawn of light,
 
when the 🅱ig 🅱ang was still young, a group of
 
infinitely knowledgeable artisans met up and drew plans of the perfect
 
ecosystem, meant to be the perfect place for every being in the multiverse,
 
while also providing a library for the craftsmen to engrave their eternal knowledge onto. {{Image_with_caption|image1 = DWAIA 2.png|caption1 = Dwaia, the sun and the surrouding stars}}The core of Dwaia is a
 
mechanical wonder. A mastercraft of gears and pendulums made to outlast the
 
universe, made by the transcended artisans of the universe. A combined effort
 
of the infernal star-smiths, the dimension sculpting carpenters and drawn by
 
the same mathematician that created the egg. The colossal circular mechanism is
 
a universe within a universe; a society of local dimensions clashing to create
 
the perfect civilization of ancient, forever existing nuclear beings and
 
creatures. But when Azai came to Dwaia he accidently dropped a coin into a big
 
ass machine and fucked everything up for everyone. Literally everybody died
 
except Azai and a few retarded solitary races on Dwaia. good job :)
 
 
Azai now uses the Dwaia
 
construction to house the biggest collection of the universe's most autistic
 
braindead retardations.
 
 
== Comments ==
 
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Latest revision as of 09:37, 22 February 2023

World of Dwaia
Dwaia planet v3.png
Artist's rendition of Dwaia. The top square is the First Plane, which is where all known Dwaian countries reside. The bottom right square is the Southern Plane of Fire. The bottom left square is the Western Plane of Water.
Government Several Nation States
Type Cube
Level 1-99
Location Edge of the Universe
Inhabitants Dwaians, Ayylmaos
Population 1 000 000 000 000 000 004

The World of Dwaia, not to be confused with the Land of the same name, is a giant cube-shaped planet from a distant magical universe. It is populated by many different sentient races, such as Humans, Blobmen, Skeletons, Monster Girls, Bogos, Cowbos, Jovians, a Giant Sky Uterus, and so on.

History

The planet was once a perfect utopia created by a group of ancient tinkerers that learned how to control the laws of the universe, but then, in a catastrophe known as the Coin Incident, Dwaia's inner machinery was broken, sending society back to the Dark Ages. The very concept of Science was lost, and so even as the Dwaian populace discovered remnants of the ancient technologies that once made Dwaia tick, they were not able to properly learn from them and come to understand the machines and trinkets they found. Instead, they use them only as tools, as mysterious magical artifacts of unexplained inner workings. As a result, the Dwaians have several advanced technologies such as guns and robots, but lack, for instance, the ability to communicate quickly over long distances, and probably basic hygiene.

Sun, moon and climate

The planet Dwaia is in an orbit around its sun, Japaleno, and is orbited by its moon, Eggo. These orbits are unusual however, in that they're square shaped. Such orbits, known as "squorbits", are unable to rotate, leaving the bodies fixed in orientation to one another. As such, the sun is always in the south, and the moon always in the west. This has major consequences for the climate. The sun Japaleno emits an ambient aura of warmth and light, making land close to it hot, and land far from it cold. The moon Eggo is attracted to water. Luckily, due to it being locked in its squorbit, the moon does not come crashing down into the oceans. But it does mean that all water on Dwaia is weakly attracted to the west. As such, the far western side of the world is mostly island and fish people nations, while the far east is mostly dried out plains.

The northern, eastern, southern and western cardinal directions each come with their own face of the cube-shaped planet. This is where the climate is at it's most extreme. Hence, the southern plane is called the Plane of Fire, the western plane the Plane of Water, and so on, matching the four cardinal elements.

Lands of Dwaia:

The following places are some of the Lands on the Dwaian planet, mostly lying on the First Plane. They are referred to generically as "Lands", as they vary widely and may or may not have a government or even a population.